Guy Dating Tips, Steve Harrington: Four Puffs of the Farrah Fawcett Spray

Steve Harrington dropping some serious knowledge in Dustin’s ear. It’s always good to have an older, experienced wingman to point you in the right direction. God knows, we all could use a good wingman to save us from ourselves at times. Courting women makes us crazy.

“I just feel like you’re trying too hard, man.”

Think of how many stranger things (pun intended) we’ve done as young men trying to over impress women. Trying too hard is one of the toughest lessons of courtship. I was one of those guys that always tried too hard and chased em off — no clue what I was during my adolescent years. “Acting like you don’t care” takes a TON of discipline. You need to have the confidence and patiences that your game will woo her over in time.

“Just wait until you feel it… Some Girls want you to be aggressive. Strong, hot and heavy — like a Lion. Other girls, you got to be slow, you gotta be stealthy — like a ninja.”

This will forever be a problem for men. Guys, you can’t overtly show how bad you want her without getting any signals back. Feel the sexual electricity before going all in. You need to read the situation before making a move, each case is different.

“She’s only gonna break your heart and you’re way too young for that shit.”

Truer words have never been spoken. 99.9% of high school and middle school relationships are pointless. They’re basically all practice games until you get to college and then into the real world of adult life. I wish someone sat all of us dudes down and told us that. Would save us a lot of stress about women and caring about things that didn’t matter. More time playing NBA Jam and NHL 94, less time worrying about what rip-off outfit to buy from Abercrombie & Fitch.

“Do four puffs of the Farrah Fawcett spray.”

Dammit Steve. Where were you when I was trying to get my Patrick Dempsey on in high school? I was stuck, using this got to be glued shit. “Screaming hold!”

This stuff is horrible. Smells like crap and makes your hands stick for like 5 hours after you got to school. Good luck high-fiving or dapping up your friends. Nothing says creepy like sticky, moist hands in high school.

“When your hair is damp. It’s not wet! OK? When it’s damp.”

This is sneaky the realist line in this clip. There’s that key moment when you get out of the shower to nail it perfectly. A minute too late or too soon and it’s all over — you need to start again. When you nail it, changes your mojo for the whole day. Confidence through the roof. Farrah Fawcett Spray > Got to be Glued.

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